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Boogie Woogie Christmas
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Early one morning december 21st
Mrs Claus came a wandering she dyin’ of thirst
the toy warehouse was barren and the lights were dim
and no little elves could be seen within
when from far back in the complex up at the north pole
she heard a musical raucous erupt with funk and soul
She took a few steps closer this band was really swinging
there was Rudolph on bass and ol' papa Claus was singing
he was also shreddin’ a real sweet axe
the elves were on upright piano standing on each others backs
Mrs Claus thought baby if I can’t beat em I’ll join em
and she sat down at the kit and hit that big bass drum
They’re having a boogie woogie Christmas
full of rock n roll
they are lighting up the sky above the old north pole
if you’ve been good or bad this year they don’t care
all will be redeemed, if they let the blues fill the air
why bother with a present if by February you don’t use it
this year’s santa’s bringing you some sweet sweet music
Well Christmas eve is just 3 days away
Santa says "we gotta figure out exactly what to play"
we’re doin’ a whistle stop tour every house in one night
so we better make sure we get the chord change right
we’re gonna knock their stockings off with our kicking fat beat
smiles in every home and all the cookies we can eat
So on Christmas morn little Johnny wonders down stairs
he looks bemused as the whole living room is bare
under the tree no gifts and no confection
but Santa’s coming down the chimney followed by the horn section
they play real nice set and they get the whole place swinging
and by the end everyone on the whole block is singing
Let’s have a boogie woogie Christmas
let’s tap toes and clap hands
and listen to some real funky music from some first rate bands
And by the break of day Santa and the elves are back at the pole
you won’t need worthless trinkets you’ll have music in your soul
take this brother may it serve you well
without a rockabilly beat this whole world is going to hell
so next year when someone asks and your present you have to choose it
don’t say nothing but that sweet sweet music
Once it’s in your heart you just can’t loose it
it’s that boogie boogie rockabilly funk soul music
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Another Merry Christmas
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Eric Stoltz Christmas
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McCartney Christmas
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Beardy Christmas
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Christmas 2016
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So as we come to the end of
2016
the world seems to be falling apart
there’s hate and bigotry
ignorance and insanity
and more regurgitated pop hits
rising up the charts
there is death and war and russian hacking
and the climate is well and truly wrecked
we’re staring into the void in disbelief
as Donald Trump is the president elect
but don’t worry
because in a few days it will be Christmas
and you’ll be sat around a table
hopefully stuffing your face with food
and that nagging itch of desperation and depression
you’ll feel
just put it to the back of your mind
and let joy, laughter and love be the only
things that are real
So maybe your significant others gone and left you
and taken all your favourite stuff
or everyone around you is sick with flu
and you’ve really had enough
liars, scumbags and thieves are soon to be in office
their trigger happy fingers on a nuke
Simon Cowell and Gordon Ramsey still on TV
it’s enough to make you puke
it’s not wrong to sometimes ignore all the madness
between fake and real news you’ll go quite insane
your outrage levels will be shooting through the roof
you’re like John Cusack when he’s standing in the rain
sometimes you should step back and just be silly
and realize no one nowhere really knows what’s going on
and the world will travel round the sun one more time next year
unless Trump starts World War III and in which case we’ll all be gone
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Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures New Milford, Connecticut
Songwriting and banging your instruments together
The main thing I love to do is write
songs. I pick up various instruments from ukulele to piano, accordion to percussion and electric guitar to harmonica and bang them about to try and get close to the noises I hear in my head but the writing comes first.
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