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Christmas Christmas Christmas 2019

by Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures

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Walking out from Frisco in the rain She said don’t you come back here again She said she wanted nothing to do with me I loved her so but I don’t mind being free She said I didn’t watch the shows she likes She said I was rude to the neighbours and kept getting into fights She said I made some mildly racist comments at a party with her uncle that one time And maybe I did, maybe she’s right or maybe she’s lyin’ But I’ll tell you this one thing right now I don’t mind Christmas It’s really not that bad a time of the year I don’t mind Christmas A little brandy eggnog instead of a beer I don’t mind Christmas But she wasn’t it’s biggest fan I guess that was one thing about me She couldn’t understand That I didn’t mind Christmas She said I used to get drunk and take dumps in her favourite shoes She said she once caught me with four different women trying to choose She said I once got arrested for threatening a statue of Ulysses S Grant with a loaded gun She said she could cope with it all but there was just one thing about me that wasn’t fun And that’s I don’t really mind Christmas Honestly I could take or leave it I just don’t mind Christmas There’s lights and tinsel and all of that shit I don’t mind Christmas, people are slightly nicer than they were the month before And I don’t mind Christmas but for her that was the final straw Because she really hates Christmas Hates deep down to her core She really hates Christmas I never came across that before What kind of person doesn’t like Christmas I mean how bad must she be Sure she recycles, donates food to the shelters and has a noble peace prize but she doesn’t like Christmas like me!
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Mary steps into the kitchen A vision Christmas morning We’re in the living room The tree we are adornin And the old Cadillac up on blocks In the front yard But we’ll celebrate Christmas if times are good Or if they’re hard We went to the grocery store as a family To escape the landlord And bought the best bird we could find for what we thought we could afford With two kids in the back of my pick up you were Everything to me, Oh Mary let’s just keep on driving To as far as our eyes can see Let’s have Christmas on the road Let’s see the land Let’s live as free As any people can We won’t just have one small tree We can have a whole row Let’s gas her up and see just how far that we can go We’ll pick up hitchhikers and let them join in our feast Of some chips, a few twinkies and whatever the gas station had to eat We’ll meet the salt of the earth, we’ll break bread We’ll see this whole wide land of ours Please tell me Mary this is everything your heart desires Let’s have Christmas on the road Let’s follow the white lines to the holiday If home is where the heart is Then with you and the kids home is any place And your presence is presents enough for me There’s nothing better than your lady, an old car, the road, America and a motel room TV Everyone should join us Having Christmas on the road We’ll form a convoy and watch the sky above the horizon explode With lights and holly and wrapping paper confetti and let’s put behind us all the things that are worth forgetting

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released November 25, 2019

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Songwriting and banging your instruments together

The main thing I love to do is write songs. I pick up various instruments from ukulele to piano, accordion to percussion and electric guitar to harmonica and bang them about to try and get close to the noises I hear in my head but the writing comes first. ... more

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