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Down in the underground
Long after trains stop running
There’s something lurking in the tunnels
Looking to pick off random hippies
It’s got a thirst for flesh
So don’t you come a cropper
The only man to stop him is a
Working class copper

Inspector Calhoun, he’s played by
Donald Pleasence
This is manor and he’s gonna catch the killer
He’s got his cup of tea but no biscuit for dunking
He’s hanging out with Christopher lee who took a pay cut
Just to work with him
The secret of the tunnels, it really is a whopper
And the only one to figure it out
Is a working class copper

Raw Meat
AKA Death line

The whole thing is quite tragic
And quite a grizzly affair
But Pleasence picks the whole thing up
With his smashing cockney flair
He’s got an ill fitting hat
And his irascible performance is a real show stopper
He’s perfectly cast
As the working class copper
In

Raw Meat
AKA Death line

Cannibals in the underground
What will they think of next
The whole business has got the fuzz
And some random hippies really quite vexed
But there’s one thing they didn’t count on
When it came to catching the rotter
And that’s the tenacity and cups of tea
Of a working class copper

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from The Pleasencing Two! - The Pull of the Pleasence, released October 2, 2020
Written, performed and produced by Jon Cross of Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures.

Copyright Om/No Productions Music 2020

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Songwriting and banging your instruments together

The main thing I love to do is write songs. I pick up various instruments from ukulele to piano, accordion to percussion and electric guitar to harmonica and bang them about to try and get close to the noises I hear in my head but the writing comes first. ... more

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