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Walking out from Frisco in the rain
She said don’t you come back here again
She said she wanted nothing to do with me
I loved her so but I don’t mind being free

She said I didn’t watch the shows she likes
She said I was rude to the neighbours and kept getting into fights
She said I made some mildly racist comments at a party with her uncle that one time
And maybe I did, maybe she’s right or maybe she’s lyin’

But I’ll tell you this one thing right now
I don’t mind Christmas
It’s really not that bad a time of the year
I don’t mind Christmas
A little brandy eggnog instead of a beer
I don’t mind Christmas
But she wasn’t it’s biggest fan
I guess that was one thing about me
She couldn’t understand
That I didn’t mind Christmas

She said I used to get drunk and take dumps in her favourite shoes
She said she once caught me with four different women trying to choose
She said I once got arrested for threatening a statue of Ulysses S Grant with a loaded gun
She said she could cope with it all but there was just one thing about me that wasn’t fun

And that’s I don’t really mind Christmas
Honestly I could take or leave it
I just don’t mind Christmas
There’s lights and tinsel and all of that shit
I don’t mind Christmas, people are slightly nicer than they were the month before
And I don’t mind Christmas but for her that was the final straw

Because she really hates Christmas
Hates deep down to her core
She really hates Christmas
I never came across that before
What kind of person doesn’t like Christmas
I mean how bad must she be
Sure she recycles, donates food to the shelters and has a noble peace prize but she doesn’t like Christmas like me!

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from Christmas Christmas Christmas 2019, released November 25, 2019
Written, performed and produced by Jon Cross of Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures.

Copyright Om/No Productions Music 2019

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Songwriting and banging your instruments together

The main thing I love to do is write songs. I pick up various instruments from ukulele to piano, accordion to percussion and electric guitar to harmonica and bang them about to try and get close to the noises I hear in my head but the writing comes first. ... more

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