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They say no news is good news
well we haven’t had news now for years
all we’ve got is the jowly and the ignorant
trying to further their million dollar careers

I knew a man he moved to Indiana
to open up a pet store on the outskirts of town
his wife and children left him, taking his favourite plates
but that man I knew he never wore a frown
He really likes pets

and I wish I could be just like him
yeah I wish I could be just like him

Old Binkie Muffins ran racket for the greeks
got them free tennis equipment in exchange for food
he’s dead now and they still smash crockery at his grave side
and it always puts them all in a good mood
they hate crockery

and I wish we could all be like them
Yeah I wish we could all be like them

but the water’s slowly rising
all the animals are dying
we should be eating vegetables
but we’re all deep fat frying
but honestly that tastes better
and I’ll be dead long before it gets too bad
so shut up your wining and eat a big fat cake
that will never ever make you feel sad

I knew a lady she had lots of hats to wear
and could never choose which one to put on
then she lost them all in a fire and decided to travel the world
she didn’t even care any more that they were gone
It freed her up to go travelling

and I wish we could all be just liker her
Yeah I wish I could be just like her

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from The Weekend Album, released March 23, 2015
Written, performed and produced by Jon Cross of Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures.

Copyright Om/No Productions Music 2015

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Songwriting and banging your instruments together

The main thing I love to do is write songs. I pick up various instruments from ukulele to piano, accordion to percussion and electric guitar to harmonica and bang them about to try and get close to the noises I hear in my head but the writing comes first. ... more

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