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I fell in love with you by the light of a Donald Pleasence movie

from The Pleasencing! by Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures

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I fell in love with you by the light of a Donald Pleasence Movie
I fell in love with you while he was up there on that screen
and while Donald Pleasence was saying important stuff and hunting a monster
I realised you were the lady of my dreams.

You liked stories about Sasquatch and read books on the occult
you knew a lot of stuff about ninjas and their dental regime
you took me to the place where Donald Pleasence had been born
forced me to make love violently in his garden so green

and now that I have met you
I hope we never ever part
and I’ll always let you
touch me in filthy ways around the bum bum
I have from the start
but if you ever tell me it was all a lie about
loving Donald Pleasence
I will have to perform a ritual
where I tear out and eat your heart

on the back of the door to the bathroom I’ve stuck a Donald Pleasence poster
and you lick it each night before you climb in bed
and when I’m tying you up to the crucifix you say call me Donald Pleasence
then smack me with a slipper till my bum bums nice and red

We watch Treasure of the Yankee Zephr
you like to keep it obscure
If loving Donald Pleasence this much is an illness
we hope there’s never a cure
but if you ever break down years from now
and tell me we’ve been living a lie
I would stove your head in with a tire iron
and be protected by the law!

donald pleasance is the man
got a trench coat two hands
he’s fighting with a nazi
he’s cooking up a flan
Malcolm McDowell
you will never be him
Donald Pleasence is a legend
and he knew how to swim
he’s beating up sasquatch
he’s a medieval king
I love ya cos of Pleasance baby
now come and kiss my ring

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from The Pleasencing!, released May 7, 2015
Written, performed and produced by Jon Cross of Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures.

Copyright Om/No Productions Music 2015

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