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Ernst Stavro Blofeld, I want to live (in your volcano lair with you)

from The Pleasencing! by Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures

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I want to live
I want to live
I want to live
in your volcano lair with you

I’ll be one of your henchmen
a ninja in a matching jump suit
I will help you start a war between America and Russia
there’s simply nothing that I won’t do
If you let me live down here with you
Ernst Stavri Blofelt
your wish is my command because

I will help you capture James Bond
I will even help you kill him
I will ride your monorail and attend to your rocket
I would happily down here grow old
if once a month I could use the controls
and open up the secret hatch and
we could lie under the stars

When others mention Telly Savalas
and even some who mention Charles Gray
I want to scream loudly in their faces will you go away
There’s only one Blofeld and it’s sodding Donald P
and no one else can have him because he’s living
down here just with me!

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from The Pleasencing!, released May 7, 2015
Written, performed and produced by Jon Cross of Miscellaneous Plumbing Fixtures.

Copyright Om/No Productions Music 2015

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The main thing I love to do is write songs. I pick up various instruments from ukulele to piano, accordion to percussion and electric guitar to harmonica and bang them about to try and get close to the noises I hear in my head but the writing comes first. ... more

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